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Cam's Journal
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2010.02.08 09.11
Well, it does.
Ever notice your ball sack looks like raw chicken skin when you stretch it out?
It's rare that I get to say it... But that's too wuss ass for me. wuss ass.
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2010.02.06 08.32
Fall down drunk last night. Bruises on my elbows. Once I fell down I just laid back in the snow. It felt good :D Apparently people die of hypothermia that way.
Of course it's easy to fall down when you're wearing monstrously heavy boots, and carrying around 25lbs of bag.
I laughed all the way to school this morning thinking about-
"Last week I was blowing this old guy and I remembered I was out of onions."
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2010.02.05 08.01
Enjoyed tromping through the fresh snow last night. So much so, that on my way home from the grocery store, I didn't noticed I'd walked two blocks past my apartment.
I am so goddamned busy.
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2010.02.03 10.56
Philosopher's party last night. Met Terry Horgan. He was hilarious. Decided not to go see Ron Jeremy debate a hardcore feminist about porn.
Also, I bothered to read the huffpost article about JL hewitt bedazzling her vagde. "Vagazzle".
I think I could do that to my shaft. It'd look like a magical gauntlet while erect.
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2010.01.31 13.16
The French!
The Double French!
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2010.01.30 12.56
I walked through an anti-abortion rally today on the way to the library. Tons of people, with signs. I just stared. A younger me might have made my own pro-choice sign.
New Belgium's IPA is so good. Mighty Arrow. I mean soooooooo good.
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2010.01.28 11.46
Secret mustache game
So, the whole point of the game is to draw mustaches on your fingers that are hidden from plain view and nonchalantly strike a mustache pose like so.
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2010.01.27 14.00
I've got a new hobby.
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2010.01.24 13.46
Today's work: prep for logic test. blurb about this weeks Epistemology reading. write short explication on 'the one over many' argument by Plato as represented by Aristotle.
And Do a bit of writing against relativist accounts of domain restriction.
And Do a bit of writing on why expressivism is a good idea no matter our metaethical commitments.
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2010.01.23 19.21
I don't like pearl jam, and you can't make me.
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2010.01.22 14.07
Reunited with Mr. Green.
I think in the cold parts of the world ladies wear their lingerie over their long johns.
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2010.01.18 12.09
dregs
Writing a short piece for a class tomorrow, I invented "Michael the chess player". My mind was blown when I unwittingly produced the noun phrase "Michael's knight". I'm going to be super excited about that for a while.
It's like that Rush song "Closer to the Hoff".
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2010.01.12 19.49
having a coffee, listening to Heart.
I've an uncontrollable urge to tromp through untouched snow in my new boots.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeyeyeyeyeyeyeah.
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2010.01.08 09.16
It's a woman's egg shape and capacity to blow shit up that turns a guy on.
A trench coat, hat, and fuzzy slippers may be tacky but it feels right.
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2010.01.07 15.55
T-can facebook chat
T-can: I’m in orange county ca. I moved out here because I couldn’t get off heroin.
Me: Usually takes methadone to get off heroin from what I understand.
Her: I dunno about that.
Then she made a joke about being pregnant.
Nice job T-can.
her parting words were "do you still wear women's clothes?" and "did you think I was psycho?"
lol oh you...
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2010.01.04 09.52
Today, tommorrow, the next day, the next...
Drink and write and read and music. And yell at things, and be frustrated, and get distracted.
Samurai Princess has a nice opening boob scene. It's on Netflix. You have to see it. My pervy weirdness is seriously threatened by Japanese gore films.
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2010.01.02 18.45
an evening with Rthrtha
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2010.01.01 21.41
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree... why are you following me?
Face painting!? It's where you paint using your face. let's do it!
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2009.12.31 23.02
New Year's resolution: stop pretending to be a misogynist. This is the year that I try my best to actually become one.
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2009.12.29 09.58
The dregs can go home with the dregs.
peep show is good. Doesn't really pick up till episode 3.
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2009.12.27 18.30
watch The Machine Girl
Had a bit too much to drink last night.
Spent the morning throwing up all over Liz's hallway and car. It was gross. And funny. And painful.
I should've tried to eat something.
I'd planned on not going to Sammy's. I ended up going to Sammy's. Saw some boobs. At some point there were boobs on my head. I think because I told the waitress not to touch me. I do like boob hats.
Also, I took every opportunity to use my awesome pen.
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2009.12.25 21.22
I'm not sure why the Russians invented a pill that gets you drunk.
I like drinking just fine.
Santa brought me protection from Nebraska. Gloves, scarves, thick waterproof jackets, big fat socks, long johns, and heat pads to put in my gloves, shoes, undies, and what have you. I also got huge knee high rubber snow boots and some waterproof high tops. Can't wait to try it out.
Also, I got a rad ass fancy pen. I'm not a big fan of fancy jewelry or cars or shoes or clothes, so it's strange to me that I've this new love of fancy pens.
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2009.12.24 10.20
naked face.
When I shave, I look like a 13 year old.
I need to go walk or jog or something. These legs need some action.
EDIT:
There's a handful of Paula Abdul songs that I like. I've been thinking about them for a couple of weeks now since I heard them in the coffee shop.
Also, Madonna- Cherish.
My vagina is getting pretty big. It can hold at least three chinamen.
Tastefully hot.
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